Words for Sale
Most used previously. Many of them used a lot. But still in good shape if treated with care. Can be arranged to make a point in new and different ways.
Commas, dashes, question marks, periods are free. Rare use of exclamation points may require an extra charge if employed in excess, and adverbs may be frowned upon but will be cheerfully and swiftly inserted if you desire.
Above can be arranged in ads, newsletters, articles, and collateral for a reasonable fee.
Example:

And here you always thought that the "Cherry Mash"
was a fancy cocktail or a dance from the sixties!
Basic caption: $25.00. Quotation marks: no charge. Exclamation point: $352.76.